Summer Heat Mesh Bikini Tops

Warning: Too much heat is bad for the health…

Sirens wailing.

Ambulance rushing.

Local news reports:

A number of men at the beach suddenly fainted.

The reason for this incident?

Too much heat, they say.

But you know better.

You know the truth.

And you know that it’s all your fault.

‘Cause oh boy, they were not ready…

When you arrived at the scene wearing your Summer Heat Bikini.